Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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