I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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