Ambien. No doubt about it.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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