That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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