Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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