But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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