Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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