Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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