It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
it's like heaven, but drunker
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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