He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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