we're blogging at a bar
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
this just has baby written all over it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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