Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Randomize
