David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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