That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
