Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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