I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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