But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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