After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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