They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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