You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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