Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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