forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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