My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So many bounce houses so little time
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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