I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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