I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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