If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
nutella sex= disaster
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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