"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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