Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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