Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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