it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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