yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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