Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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