it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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