All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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