4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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