I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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