sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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