She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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