1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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