Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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