Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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