Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Did we literally take a cab across the street
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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