Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just blew my weed a kiss
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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