And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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