Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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