butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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