you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
sex in a hospital.. check
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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