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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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