Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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