I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize