Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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