chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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